[Oh thank god, it's been a dang roulette with this horse tomfoolery all day he is so tired--

He also immediately glances around like some sort of fugitive, since he already knows half the people who overhear will think they're crazy. Then, somewhat hushed:]

Okay, you too? Seriously, what's happening right now? I spent all morning thinking I was nuts 'cause my shift supervisor thought Black Beauty was all about a giant chicken!