"Yeah, I'll look into ghosts and get pranked by a bunch of guys who think it's funny to jump out at kids." He heaves a long, exasperated sigh. "This is what they want, isn't it? All of us acting like idiots and debating what to do while they keep plotting what to do with us?"

He frowns. "The QR codes are stupid anyway. What does yours show you? Mine just gives me pictures of cats.

"It's a different cat every time."

He's also got one of ducks I think, and then one of an old lady eating salad. They weren't very nice QR codes. "Maybe we need cats to break into the building."