[ The door opens almost immediately after he knocks. Is it fate? Is it luck? Is she just a loser who was waiting by the door for him to come? We'll never know. ]
Dave! Is it time for the grand tour already? I must've lost track of time! I can't believe it's 12:31:16 exactly already!
[ She wastes no time scooping the bags of Doritos away from him. God bless you and your generous soul, Dave Strider. Peridot is pleased with you this day. ]
Please, come in! Do you...want a thing to drink? [ This is how you play host, right? She doesn't do this very often. ] We have Mountain Dew, cranberry juice, chicken broth...
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Dave! Is it time for the grand tour already? I must've lost track of time! I can't believe it's 12:31:16 exactly already!
[ She wastes no time scooping the bags of Doritos away from him. God bless you and your generous soul, Dave Strider. Peridot is pleased with you this day. ]
Please, come in! Do you...want a thing to drink? [ This is how you play host, right? She doesn't do this very often. ] We have Mountain Dew, cranberry juice, chicken broth...