That is so incredibly badass that I can't even express it in words? You'd have to paint it, and the painting wouldn't be half as friggin' awesome as the actual thing.

[ What the fuck is he even talking about. He's having the time of his life, at least, gesturing widely, talking just as much with his hands as with his voice (okay, maybe almost as much). ]

I mean, this whole sitch is the tits. I really like it. I really like you... uuuu....

[ FUCK HE CHOKED ]

uuuuuit's fun. We're having fun. Right?

[ He's staring at a tree now, arms stretching above his head. It was supposed to be something like I really like your style, but now he's probably hit all kinds of "first date stalker" red flags. ]