[Some of them are worth things! In fact, they seem to be distinctly sorted into not worth a damn or worth something, but not fitting his aesthetic.]

I've saved up enough. Getting someone to trust me with an apartment is another story.

[Well, back to ring sorting. One actually gives him a bit of trouble due to how large and obnoxious the chunk of turquoise in it is. Come on, get out of the damn box-]

Do you like cats, or do you live a sad, pet-free existence?