[FINALLY. Thankfully, Ardyn's words give Dante enough time to calm back down--which means that he's snorting at the other man's questions.]

No way. She got embarrassed enough when I kissed her neck at a party after she'd dared me to. In the middle of all of this, when she's not expecting it-- [He gestures] --would be about a million times worse.

[He's omitting the part about how she was also sitting in his lap at the time. That would only give Ardyn more ammunition to tease him with...]