[Security: Actually here to make sure no one absconds with a cute animal.]
I know, I know. But that's okay, because I like cats just as much as I like kittens.
[WHICH IS TRUE and he fusses over them just as much as he fusses over kittens, too... Even if kittens are undeniably cuter, he loves them all equally, okay.
But at the question, he looks up, glancing around the room to see if he can find any trays or bowls or "take some treats here" signs-- AND LO. There's a little dish near the side of the cage with a note that reads "once the bowl is empty, we're out of treats!" Miraculously, a few are left.]
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I know, I know. But that's okay, because I like cats just as much as I like kittens.
[WHICH IS TRUE and he fusses over them just as much as he fusses over kittens, too... Even if kittens are undeniably cuter, he loves them all equally, okay.
But at the question, he looks up, glancing around the room to see if he can find any trays or bowls or "take some treats here" signs-- AND LO. There's a little dish near the side of the cage with a note that reads "once the bowl is empty, we're out of treats!" Miraculously, a few are left.]
Here! You take one, too.