"Well, nobody's perfect," she says, talking about this Viera instead of anything else. Her parents are the farthest thing from perfect that she can think of, and she's just glad every time she brings it up to get that immediate validation from whoever she's talking to that they were dicks.

"Frey tell you I'm hooking back up with the girl who turned me gay?" she asks, trying to keep joking about it while they float through the snowscape. Sometimes her life is pretty badass. "It'd sure piss them off if they knew it's been ten years and I'm back ruining my life with her again."