Geez... So I guess that means there's some kinda nerve connection going on somewhere? If it was just bone or something, maybe you could have that doctor on the network take a look. People get bone sanded down for like, tooth stuff or operations all the time, right?

[Though he's not sure if the idea of taking the medical version of a belt sander to his noggin would be any more appealing than wearing hats for the foreseeable future... Especially if he'd then just have two random bald spots on his head or something.]