[It's a question-answer that seems a-okay in this fool's books, at least!]

Per-fect! Black and red's a combo you can't go wrong with. It'll be easy to find a hat in those colors, too.

[Because of fashion seasons something something fall colors blah blah. Fortunately, he spares Karkat a detailed explanation and just starts heading off down the aisle instead.]

I'm gonna buy this and I'll meet up with you at the exit, okay?