Oh sure, because I definitely go around licking horns all the time. That is pretty high up there on my to-do list, and also I have a freakishly long snake tongue that allows me to be able to do that.

[ he... also probably should not talk to customers like that, but one of the reasons he has a night shift instead of a day one is his habit of arguing with customers, and there's usually less people who step in later at night. ]