[She snickered gain and sighed, shaking her head.]

I am buying you a baseball cap for when you are not at work. That or an adorable little hoodie. I think that the latter would set off your personality well. You could shove your hands into the front pockets and glare sullenly at the world.

It would be as if nothing changed! [She clapped her hands together and, having paid, opened the bottle to down just about a quarter of it in a go.]