This time, he lifts the rest of his head out of the pool, just enough so he can talk without getting a mouth full of milk in the process.
"No, I think it had more to do with nearly killing someone." Deadpan. Because flipping the bird is almost laughably inoffensive compared to his other misdeeds.
And then, after a beat: "And also, beating up an elf."
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"No, I think it had more to do with nearly killing someone." Deadpan. Because flipping the bird is almost laughably inoffensive compared to his other misdeeds.
And then, after a beat: "And also, beating up an elf."