[For some reason, Juzo woke up in a good mood this morning, which is something that occurs rarely, but still. Even the grumpiest people have their better moments, right? A Moment is the most accurate description, actually, because his good mood is gone once he notices his old car which has been occupying this particular parking lot for months already.
Okay, saying that he noticed his car is a slight misunderstanding. It's thoroughly covered in sticky notes of various colors, so it's rather difficult to see it.]
What the hell?!
[If that shout is not enough to wake up his neighbors, then he doesn't know what is.]
Who did this?!
[What are the chances that the culprit is still around? Juzo's not sure, but he's looking around frantically anyway, hoping that someone suspicious is somewhere out there.]
[ Joseph gets the camera rolling just in time, and for this he thanks his lucky stars; right as the poor victim of his incredibly clever prank shows up, he reacts just as Joseph had hoped.
This immediately sends him into a fit of laughter. Very loud peals of mirth which give his position away immediately. He stands from behind the car he's crouched by, wiping at his eyes with one hand and holding his phone up with the other. ]
[Juzo's so angry that he can't even tell where the laughter is coming from at first. How could he not be, removing these shitty post-it notes is going to take..., an eternity, perhaps.]
What?! You!!
[This guy isn't even trying to pretend that he's a passerby, so it's not rocket science that he's the culprit. He even came in prepared, with his phone and all.]
I'm gonna shove that phone up your ass!
[He's deadly serious, too. And coming for you, Joseph.]
[ God, he can't stop laughing, and he just goes harder as Juzo comes closer. He doesn't bother to lower or shut off his phone, backing up quickly and waving his hand as if the gesture would deter him. ]
Hey, hey, it was all in good fun, bro! Lighten the fuck up!
[ Yet the look on Juzo's face tells him, well, he's not going to lighten up. So he turns and starts to book it. ]
[As if. But at least Joseph's right on one thing—he's not going to lighten the fuck up, not now and not anytime soon.]
You know what's more fun, you prick!? Removing this shit from my car!
[Juzo's not going to simply let it go and is going to chase him. Screw being late for work...no, actually screw work!! He has a strong resolution to punish this guy. WELP.
[Juzo almost stops at that. This guy got some nerve, doesn't he?]
You're thinking I'm going to fall for that weak shit? I know what you're planning, you asshole! [Does he really, though.] You're planning to trick me, aren't you?!
[He has slowed down, but still doesn't give up on chasing Joseph...wasting a free day trying to remove the sticky notes is at stake.]
[What. Juzo has seen many things, but a prankster actually giving up to atone for what they have done...that's something new. Well, at least that means he can lower his guard for now.]
It would be funnier if you did that to my landlord's car, honestly. Where did you get a fuckton of sticky notes though?
[He's not even sure why he's curious but it can't be helped.]
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Okay, saying that he noticed his car is a slight misunderstanding. It's thoroughly covered in sticky notes of various colors, so it's rather difficult to see it.]
What the hell?!
[If that shout is not enough to wake up his neighbors, then he doesn't know what is.]
Who did this?!
[What are the chances that the culprit is still around? Juzo's not sure, but he's looking around frantically anyway, hoping that someone suspicious is somewhere out there.]
Re: prank one
This immediately sends him into a fit of laughter. Very loud peals of mirth which give his position away immediately. He stands from behind the car he's crouched by, wiping at his eyes with one hand and holding his phone up with the other. ]
Ohhhhh my god, dude! Your fucking face!!
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What?! You!!
[This guy isn't even trying to pretend that he's a passerby, so it's not rocket science that he's the culprit. He even came in prepared, with his phone and all.]
I'm gonna shove that phone up your ass!
[He's deadly serious, too. And coming for you, Joseph.]
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Hey, hey, it was all in good fun, bro! Lighten the fuck up!
[ Yet the look on Juzo's face tells him, well, he's not going to lighten up. So he turns and starts to book it. ]
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You know what's more fun, you prick!? Removing this shit from my car!
[Juzo's not going to simply let it go and is going to chase him. Screw being late for work...no, actually screw work!! He has a strong resolution to punish this guy. WELP.
(Yet, he's slower than him...)]
Don't you dare run away, damned prankster!
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Yet still, something makes him feel a small shred of ... something akin to guilt. ]
If I help take 'em off will you promise to not kick my ass?!
[ He played along pretty well, after all. Got the footage and everything. ]
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You're thinking I'm going to fall for that weak shit? I know what you're planning, you asshole! [Does he really, though.] You're planning to trick me, aren't you?!
[He has slowed down, but still doesn't give up on chasing Joseph...wasting a free day trying to remove the sticky notes is at stake.]
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What? No! Dude! I got what I wanted, you're just ... makin' me feel bad!
[ He slows down considerably, turns to face him, running backwards with his hands up in a gesture that says 'surrender'. ]
Seriously!
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I might let you get away with this if you start cleaning right away. If you're too busy, though...
[He sure is cracking his knuckles now.]
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Hell, it's not like he has anything better to do. ]
I'm goin'!
[ And so he does go, almost sheepish in his demeanor, picking notes off of the vehicle. ]
... You have to admit, it was funny.
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It would be funnier if you did that to my landlord's car, honestly. Where did you get a fuckton of sticky notes though?
[He's not even sure why he's curious but it can't be helped.]