[ amused, but still serious. that's not the kind of press he wants, despite having approached his cat-pieces in a self-deprecating manner in public. privately, though... ]
I would have to charge one hundred dollars, plus require the customer to sign a non-disclosure agreement to keep my image as pristine as possible. Also, I'd make them sign it in blood. Their blood.
[ with a nod, he watches as the bunnies leave. clearly, they're smarter than the average pest... and though he wishes he could follow them to see where'd they go, he has business to attend to.
no subject
[ amused, but still serious. that's not the kind of press he wants, despite having approached his cat-pieces in a self-deprecating manner in public. privately, though... ]
I would have to charge one hundred dollars, plus require the customer to sign a non-disclosure agreement to keep my image as pristine as possible. Also, I'd make them sign it in blood. Their blood.
[ with a nod, he watches as the bunnies leave. clearly, they're smarter than the average pest... and though he wishes he could follow them to see where'd they go, he has business to attend to.
like, literal business. ]
Yes. We do... ah, I could use a slow day.
[ it would not be a slow day at all ]