I mean, I guess that's true...

[This is the kind of cost analysis he'd expect from the kind of person who would be suffocated to death in his sleep by a cat.]

Too bad she's so clingy. Maybe if you get another pet to keep in your room, she wouldn't wanna visit so often? Like one of these guys!

[They're so cute, after all! As if to prove his point, one nearly rolls off the path, being too round to properly climb over a log.]