[Fortunately Fai is not going to be leaving Iwai to his own devices. He loves the man dearly, but he also knows him well enough to know he... isn't quite as anal obsessive about this stuff. Instead he grabs for Iwai's hand and pulls him into the kitchen, and points to the oven.]

There's a spare pan of pepperoni bread in there keeping warm, could you grab it out and cut it for me? I'll get some more puppy chow!

[He also knows Iwai well enough to know that he can't trust him around the puppy chow. Not with as sweet as it is.]