[ jouhei and nanashi on a tandem bike together. nanashi on the back and going "MCDSMCDSMDCS JOUHEI!!" and jouhei just steers in the opposite direction ]
I am the mascot of our famous McNuggets! It's only fitting for me, the McNugget Man, to spread out the joy of the McNuggets!
[ ... yeah, he's still trying to act in character because look, he can't slack off on the job and also he can't really see properly in this outfit. he doesn't really know who he's talking to. he can't tell that this is the kid he talked about murder with ]
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I am the mascot of our famous McNuggets! It's only fitting for me, the McNugget Man, to spread out the joy of the McNuggets!
[ ... yeah, he's still trying to act in character because look, he can't slack off on the job and also he can't really see properly in this outfit. he doesn't really know who he's talking to. he can't tell that this is the kid he talked about murder with ]