[ Wow okay it may not hurt, per se, but he sure is feeling the pecking impact vibrating up his arm all the way to his shoulder, and it doesn't feel great. After a few seconds of aggressive pecking, though, the shoulder joint fails and the arm swings loose back to his side, scattering bread crumbs all over the ground.
First, James checks to make sure his arm's okay--any gouges from the pecking, is his shoulder joint damaged--but once everything checks out to be fine (probably), he kicks some of the breadcrumbs in its direction. ]
Stupid bird.
Okay, new plan. Get one of those long claw grabber things, and use that to push it back into the mailbox.
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First, James checks to make sure his arm's okay--any gouges from the pecking, is his shoulder joint damaged--but once everything checks out to be fine (probably), he kicks some of the breadcrumbs in its direction. ]
Stupid bird.
Okay, new plan. Get one of those long claw grabber things, and use that to push it back into the mailbox.
[ SEND IT BACK FROM WHENCE IT CAME. ]