I tried but they didn't believe me since this type of crane isn't native to North America...

[ naegi literally only knows what kind of crane this is because of his memories. if not, he would have been ?????? on it ]

Yeah, if you have some right now, that'd be nice... I have a water bottle in my bag so I can clean my face. I'd do it at home but I don't want it to follow me back.

[ it = the bird from hell ]