[they'd better the hell not. there's only one person they could send and she's not remotely prepared for that.]

If they haven't tried by now, they probably won't. Figure they wrote me off as a lost cause around the time I signed them up for about twenty porn sites each. [petty? yeah. but she was pissed.]

God, I turned into literally everything they'd hate in a daughter. [a gay stoner dropout.] Which means I'm doing it right.