[see, this was one of the things she liked about when she went on weird tangents—sometimes, people thought she was actually funny. sweet, sweet validation.]

I guess that makes sense. Having more than one would definitely be the weird thing about them. [but she wasn't in any place to judge whatsoever, and likely never would be.] You could always just gather a bunch of pretty ladies who aren't ten feet tall. Doesn't seem like something you'd have a problem pulling off.