[this is... the worst thing... that's ever happened to him.....]
OK.
So.
A month ago.
I said that.
And instead a' telling me that this is how you flirt with your BF, you decided it was cool to just let me keep going until now, when I meet him, and start saying I'm gonna be your bodyguard in front of him.
.........Hey brb I'm gonna go gargle with bleach.
[gar slowly hands eren the rest of his oreo since he's 100% not hungry anymore]
no subject
the worst thing...
that's ever happened to him.....]
OK.
So.
A month ago.
I said that.
And instead a' telling me that this is how you flirt with your BF, you decided it was cool to just let me keep going until now, when I meet him, and start saying I'm gonna be your bodyguard in front of him.
.........Hey brb I'm gonna go gargle with bleach.
[gar slowly hands eren the rest of his oreo since he's 100% not hungry anymore]