Except when Usopp rounded his redheaded obstacle, something strange happened. Every inch the archer pushed forward forced Kamui to tip backward. He rocked on his heel, trying to fight the alien pressure, but before Usopp managed even four steps down the sidewalk, Kamui's backside collided with his archery gear.

He managed to let go of his bagel upon impact. It rolled into the street and was immediately run over by a car. This time, Kamui really did stop smiling. He glared up over Usopp's shoulder, clearly convinced this was all his fault.

"What the hell, asshole?! What kind of twisted meat magnets are you lugging around in there?"