[HECK. He sure wishes he could carry that much weight around and make it look effortless... But as he can't, he'll just be grateful there are kind Kiryu souls wandering around who are able to look like superheroes in his stead.]

Wow! Those really aren't heavy for you at all, huh? I'm almost jealous. D'you think two on each shoulder would be okay...? I can help stack 'em.

[He'll probably need to steal one of those little employee stools to do so BUT IT'S FINE.]