[ Kei lightly chuckles. He then opens his mouth slightly to breath out slow -- cooling his burnt tongue some. ]

Certainly, I also don't think any health inspector would appreciate it anymore than I would. [ He helps to lighten the mood rather than drag it down. His eyebrows come together as he wonders why he would even think to do such a thing in the first place -- but decides not to wonder too hard on it. ]

But with this my livelihood is safe... until I decide to make things odd at the shop. [ A beat. ] As I recall, you saw it, but still... I had decided to offer a fifty-percent discount to those with this app. Seventy-five if the person seems like they're having a truly awful time. Though... I'm uncertain if people will be feeling particularly good after eating my food.

[ The spiciness of it has attracted more than enough spice fiends, but he can't imagine the average person would be happy about it all. He returns to drinking his coffee. ]