One: Bear spray probably should not be fired in an enclosed area, because it's up to twenty times more potent than spray intended for humans. We are going to fucking smell like pepper for approximately the next foreseeable ever. Ew.
Two: Mace intended for humans is generally not made with butane anymore! There's a reason it's harder to find mace made with butane.
Three: That reason is tasers. The electrical charge from a taser is very good at setting butane on fire.
Four: This chimera is now on fucking fire.
Five: Cumore is kind of looking excited as hell at this and I am so sorry about him, holy shit.]
That's as good a diversion as we're going to get!
[oh my god.
That said, the thing is seeming rather understandably upset at being on fucking fire; Cumore is keeping his mace in hand and reaching into his pocket for his damn lighter in the process.]
Do something about them once I've got them incapacitated, won't you~?
[is. is he going to set these fucking chimeras on fire he's going to set these fucking chimeras on fire oh god help us all this is what we're doing today
he'll wait to make sure you're all right but holy shit you'd better be all right because he is seeming very very manic and wanting to rain down fiery hell on some monsters]
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One: Bear spray probably should not be fired in an enclosed area, because it's up to twenty times more potent than spray intended for humans. We are going to fucking smell like pepper for approximately the next foreseeable ever. Ew.
Two: Mace intended for humans is generally not made with butane anymore! There's a reason it's harder to find mace made with butane.
Three: That reason is tasers. The electrical charge from a taser is very good at setting butane on fire.
Four: This chimera is now on fucking fire.
Five: Cumore is kind of looking excited as hell at this and I am so sorry about him, holy shit.]
That's as good a diversion as we're going to get!
[oh my god.
That said, the thing is seeming rather understandably upset at being on fucking fire; Cumore is keeping his mace in hand and reaching into his pocket for his damn lighter in the process.]
Do something about them once I've got them incapacitated, won't you~?
[is. is he going to set these fucking chimeras on fire he's going to set these fucking chimeras on fire oh god help us all this is what we're doing today
he'll wait to make sure you're all right but holy shit you'd better be all right because he is seeming very very manic and wanting to rain down fiery hell on some monsters]