[ honestly, neither of them are going to feel very well after this experience. he coughs in order to mask the gurgling in his own stomach, hoping that the noise isn't louder than his need to disguise the... well, no one's a winner. free food, a shirt, a photo, these are just going to memories of a competition whose finish line is a blazing inferno.
does he have to eat this one? maybe if he stares at it long enough, it'll burn a hole through it and cause it to disappear from this world forever. maybe.
how many lives has he spent eating these wings, again??? ]
Fine, fine.
[ three heavy, open-mouthed breaths--- then he consumes it, licking his lips after and shutting his eyes as tightly as possible. ]
... hey, I don't feel it.
[ he says, lying, splashing himself with what's left in his glass before filling it back up and doing the same thing.
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does he have to eat this one? maybe if he stares at it long enough, it'll burn a hole through it and cause it to disappear from this world forever. maybe.
how many lives has he spent eating these wings, again??? ]
Fine, fine.
[ three heavy, open-mouthed breaths--- then he consumes it, licking his lips after and shutting his eyes as tightly as possible. ]
... hey, I don't feel it.
[ he says, lying, splashing himself with what's left in his glass before filling it back up and doing the same thing.
no shame. ]