Well, don't the two of you live together? Maybe they just assumed you'd both run it together.

[Dante frowns, folding his arms.]

It's probably a safe bet to say that these people have our birthdates since they've got the rest of our personal information. So that solves that, at least.

Maybe they came to you because you were so gung-ho about the blind dates last month? You were the one arguing for the gold nips, after all. They probably thought you'd jump at the chance to run something like this.