[AKIRA... He can't believe he's about to witness someone get buried alive under an avalanche of cats. What's he supposed to write for that eulogy? "Died as he lived, covered in cat fuzz but well-loved"??]

Uh— Are you saying you don't remember that weird jail cell or the creepy guy with the bug-eyes?

[Igor is hard to forget... ALSO:]

Shouldn't you be more worried about not being able to move—?

[He can only pull off so many!! Some are starting to sit on his feet now, too, and he's too fond of cats to shoo them away when he's wearing pointy heels...]