Eh, well... Some of us were, I think.

[Others were SAMURAI SWORDS but that's just five kinds of struggle and exhaustion and he doesn't really like dumping it on strangers.]

Maybe people were samurai from different eras so they never even met though, y'know? Or maybe they're from the same side and fought together instead of against each other. That wouldn't be too far off from how things were last month, honestly...

[What with all the monster-slayin' going on.]