[ Common wisdom amongst pro-wrestlers goes like this: First get the shit beaten out of yourself, then drown the pain in booze. It's gotten a bit better over the years, substance abuse is down, but there's no harm in revisiting the classics every so often.

No harm, or so David thought. ]

Alright, that's enough out of you!

[ He grabs Sakura by the head and pushes her down into the table. Not with enough force to hurt her, just to pin her down and keep her from flailing about. ]

I know you're heartbroken, but I don't want to have to fight any bouncers tonight, so keep it down.

[ Sure is a good night, and he sure is a sensitive soul. ]