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Kurt "Secondhand Embarassment" Wagner ([personal profile] digthefuzz) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-07-05 03:27 pm

Bingo/Other June Stuff Catchall! [OPEN]

WHO: Kurt Wagner and Yooouuuu?!
WHERE: All around town!
WHEN: From July 3rd onwards... pretty much a catchall for the first half of the month
WHAT: Kurt's adventures as he attempts to fill out his bingo card and also has to deal with having a weird power, different from the weird power he was already getting used to.
WARNINGS: None yet, will update if necessary

A. You Know the Rules

[Kurt Wagner goes door to door, with a fancy-looking book of lyrics in hand. And he's also wearing a Santa hat. Because might as well go for full ridiculousness, right?

He'll knock on pretty much anyone's door, whether he knows them or not. And once they open? He'll sway in imitation of Rick Astley himself and begin to sing.]


We're no strangers to love...
You know the rules, and so do I!


[Yes, of course he's singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Except that he's singing it in a style that actually sounds more like this song.

Of course, your character doesn't have to be the one answering the door. They can join if they want! Or try to file a complaint]


B. Classic Rock

[Kurt has made his way out to the lake located within Recolle Woods. And he's ready to practice some stone-throwing!

He picks up a rock with a smirk and tries throwing it right at the water! ...Except it proceeds to sink in without bouncing once.

After a few similar tries, Kurt groans and pulls at his hair in frustration.]


Aw, c'mon! It's always so easy on tv!

C. Role Models

[Even with all of the running around he's doing for this damn bingo game, Kurt still makes time for his first modeling photoshoot. And so, one morning you can find him outside a building in Tisse where modeling shoots happen. For once, Kurt is dressed in clothes that seem genuinely trendy, and he's even wearing a belt! But as the shoot's time draws closer, he looks at his reflection in his iphone and frets loudly]

Oh man, oh man... Come on, Kurt. You can do this. You can do this!

D. Wildcard

[Have something else in mind, or want to use Kurt for some different bingo slots, or just want to use some set-ups from the event log? Kurt can turn up pretty much anywhere around the city, so feel free to come up with a prompt, and/or contact me if you'd like to plot something out! My plotting comment is here and you can also find me on plurk at [plurk.com profile] goreo!

I will also include some starter comments for some of the pre-plotted bingo squares and other any other closed prompts!]
long_live_the_queen: (oh shit)

B

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-07 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know what else sinks like a stone? People. Especially when they're bellyflopping into the water with absolutely zero grace.

Lucy had been...frazzled, let's say. All day. The teenager had run off to the woods to get some quiet space to think, and—weird, was that a stone hitting the water? Where was that coming fr—

No sooner did the idle curious thought appear in her head than Lucy left the ground again, reappearing over the surface of the water with a little bamf noise again.

Not so little was the splash. Or the shouted cursing.
]
long_live_the_queen: (that kind of hurt)

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-08 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately Lucy fell into the shallow end of the lake; she stood up without issue, shoulders hunched and splitting pond water.]

What does it— [sputter] —look like?!

[That cranky attitude is as distinctive as her hair, at least.]
long_live_the_queen: (are you for serious)

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-09 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Lucy doesn't hiss at him! She wasn't amused, though she also wasn't a cat. But she is very, very wary, even leaning away from him.

There's "reasonable skepticism" and then there's Lucy.
]

I'm fine.

[And also drenched. The teenager shook her head in a vain attempt to get her bangs out of her face.]
long_live_the_queen: (murder does not cure headaches)

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-09 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[The teenager just...sighs, and finally takes her laserlike glare off of him. Lucy clawed the hair out of her face with a grumble.]

...no, it wasn't.

[There was no point pretending like there hadn't been witnesses.]
long_live_the_queen: (kouta put your pants back on)

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-09 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[At first, Lucy just looked back at him. He wasn't just calling her crazy, which was good. But—]

You know how it works?

[She started slogging out of the shallows right for him. Maybe not covered in seaweed, but definitely with her shoulders slouched like some vintage movie monster trudging out of the lake.]
long_live_the_queen: (fucking stairs)

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-09 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lucy lurches forwards a few steps faster, grasping after the collar of Kurt's shirt.]

How do you make it stop?!
long_live_the_queen: (ANGRY STABS)

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-10 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lucy does not ask. Lucy demands.

She's not very good at being patient when she's wound up like this.
]

Like what? What did you do?

[She shook his collar slightly and only once, for now.]
long_live_the_queen: (did I mention she's irritable)

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-12 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[She's good at causing near-death experiences!]

And what happened next? It broke, didn't it?

[Okay, so...Lucy still wasn't going crazy and imagining things. This time. Hopefully.

Or he was saying that to make her stop shaking him, one or the other.
]
long_live_the_queen: (basically her face 99.9% of the time)

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-12 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[She finally stops snapping, though her eyes remain narrowed and her face still twisted in a frown.]

I did.

[Lucy didn't let go, clinging to his shirt like she'd found something to anchor herself to.]

What's your name.

[It wasn't a question.]
long_live_the_queen: (are you talking about my hat)

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-12 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[That was it. That was the name she kept hearing all day. And that memory, with a voice that wasn't hers but his voice, that must have been Kurt's too.

...that teenager twisting her (his) arm and crushing the watch there could have been any number of the bullies she dealt with, though.

"What are you, some kind of rat?"

She shook her head and finally let go, but the images and sounds wouldn't leave.
]

Lucy.

[The girl didn't look away from Kurt, though her glare wasn't as severe.]
long_live_the_queen: (kouta put your pants back on)

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-12 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you have a bad dream or so—

[Lucy's gaze immediately snaps to the distortions in the air, and she takes half a step forwards. Those were—hands. She was certain.]

That's mine!
long_live_the_queen: (kouta put your pants back on)

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-13 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
That! What you just did!

[Lucy pointed at where the hands—the vectors—used to be.]

I'm supposed to do that!
long_live_the_queen: (murder does not cure headaches)

...and I forgot to hit enter on this one too fff

[personal profile] long_live_the_queen 2017-07-14 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
From that stupid cookie?

[She couldn't believe she just said that, but so it was. That thing had been bright blue, like the-

-stupid Retrospec logo. Of course it was.

Lucy grumbled and dropped her hand down, rubbing at her temples.
]

...now what?

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