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revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-05-17 08:26 pm

OPEN.

WHO: dave strider + open as heck!
WHERE: various places
WHEN: various times through the end of the month
WHAT: time shenanigans! if you need a time travel related regain this may be relevant 2 you. or if you just want to go wtf @ dave, also. also, a sord...
WARNINGS: idiocy

WEDNESDAY MAY 17TH OPTION A
[ it might be imperative to know how to track dave down or contact him in person for this one, because while you might see him, you'll basically see him messing around with some floating records. he scratches them, and a strange red gear (or a lot of them) pop into existence and turn and then dave is just Gone. his expression before he disappears is at least entirely startled, even though he's usually pretty good about keeping a poker face.

clearly this was an alien abduction. oops. ]
WEDNESDAY MAY 17TH OPTION B
[ the first time, it was an accident. he woke up to a new bullshit item, he fucked around with new bullshit item, and...

...well, shit happened. the second time it wasn't so much an accident, and the third time it was on purpose, but it's a whole chain of events that leads to idiocy like this: dave strider standing beside himself in intense conversation in apprassage, in one of the many walk-around paths. it's not like he's ever been secretive about having a twin, but that twin is a girl, and shorter than him, and not...you know, dave, duplicated. and also there is only one of her, but there seems to be a third dave jogging down the path in the opposite direction, and

this is so STUPID

what are they saying? well, if you're close enough, you'll notice that one of the daves is significantly more frustrated than the other, who just looks Tired As Hell. ]


- don't understand why you won't.

[ the response is: ] Because you didn't. Anyway, just do what you're gonna do, man.

With what - oh, shit. [ apparently he didn't expect to get caught doing...whatever the hell he is doing. ]
SATURDAY MAY 20TH
[ there's just one of him right now, but dave looks absolutely fucking exhausted. there are probably dark circles under his eyes, but who can tell with the shades? he approaches you apparently at random and says: ]

Yo. So, I gotta talk to you, if you got a second?

[ ...it's mostly because of Really Stupid Reasons, and his deadpan tone conveys the idea that he finds this entire thing really. dumb. ]
TUESDAY MAY 23RD
[ tuesday the 23rd dave doesn't seem to be doing any time travel practice or anything Weird, except he's kind of hanging out in the park at some point kind of idly holding a terrible sword. like. its not even worthy of a "w", this is a sord... of idiotic proportions.

he can recognize most network people by face, but even if he doesn't know you, there's one relevant question to ask: ]


Yo, do you see what this is doin' to my hands or is it, like, all in my head? [ he has to know. what the hell is this piece of crap and why has he not thrown it out. ...also why is he hanging out in the park alone after school, actually, but whatever. ]
FRIDAY MAY 26TH
This is a dumbass idea. [ says one dave to another, near the edge of the recollé woods. it's pretty late, so why are you up, and why is he up, but whatever. they both seem to be facing off with a sword in their respective left hands. ]

Yeah, maybe, but am I actually gonna do it or not? [ there's no reply, so: ] Thought so.

You know what they say about countin' chickens? [ the other one says, gesturing behind the first. hey. you've been spotted. ]
WILDCARD
[ if none of the above work feel free to throw me a different prompt / pm me or w/e to bang out an idea and i can write you up a specific prompt. i am more than happy to do so, esp if you'd like to work towards some kind of specific regain. ]
voideity: (group020-yummytomatoes)

17th b!

[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-20 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ roxy was smiling and approaching when she spotted just one dave, a laptop bag over one shoulder and a bag of mcds in hand. she definitely bought some for dave. but.

but is that. a second dave. now she's not smiling.

IS THAT A THIRD?? she doesn't have enough mcds for three daves. ]


I am 90% sure I've seen this twilight zone ep and it wasn't a good fuckin' one. [ she looks between the. daves. ] What the holy shit am I lookin' at here, bro? Bros? Bro in the plural, I think?
voideity: (roxy013-popbicycleballlet)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-24 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ roxy looks after the running dave like, wow, rude? fuck you, running dave. you could at least say hi. but yes maybe the mcds can work. it's a big bag. lots of chicken nuggets. ]

How did you end up temporarily displaced? [ that is not the right word ] Are you sure it isn't some evil twin... triplet thing?

[ then to dave-right, a hand on one hip and gesturing around with the bag of mcds. ] Gee, what does it look like is sup, Dave? I'm here findin' out my lil bro can split himself like atoms or somethin'. Sup with you?
voideity: (roxy083_ikimaru)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-27 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
So, what, like time travel? Isn't, like, rule one not to contact your past or future self? I feel like that's rule one. Or maybe rule one is not step on bugs but I think that's for mainly, like, going back and seeing dinosaurs.

[ so whichever one of you is from the past or future you hecked up ]
voideity: (roxy013-popbicycleballlet)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-29 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Dang, you've got paradox rules. That sucks, you don't wanna fuck with paradoxes. What is this, a time-turner situation?

[ sci fi has taught her that much. ]

Ok, that's lame. So, one of you is from the future? Or is one of you from the past? Who am I sharing my McDs with here.
voideity: (roxy083_ikimaru)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-31 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
... So, what, like. If you're future Dave does that mean present Dave is, in an hour or whatever, going to hop back to now to become future Dave that is talking with present Dave and my fine self until present Dave goes back to become future Dave-- stop me anytime, bros.

[ but she opens the large sized mcds bag which has like. 20 mcnuggs in two boxes, several cheapo mcdouble burgers, two large fries (they can share one but she won't fuss if they each take one lbr dave(s) needs it more) plus sauces and napkins THEY CAN BOTH TAKE WHATEVER THEY WANT. ]
voideity: (roxy008_asexualls)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-31 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ok talking to future dave since present dave is Busy ]

What happens if he doesn't do whatever you did in five minutes? Do we get all Back to the Future-y with offshoot timelines and suddenly Biff is married to Marty's mom and made the town into shit Vegas?