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OPEN.
WHO: dave strider + open as heck!
WHERE: various places
WHEN: various times through the end of the month
WHAT: time shenanigans! if you need a time travel related regain this may be relevant 2 you. or if you just want to go wtf @ dave, also. also, a sord...
WARNINGS: idiocy
WEDNESDAY MAY 17TH OPTION A
WHERE: various places
WHEN: various times through the end of the month
WHAT: time shenanigans! if you need a time travel related regain this may be relevant 2 you. or if you just want to go wtf @ dave, also. also, a sord...
WARNINGS: idiocy
[ it might be imperative to know how to track dave down or contact him in person for this one, because while you might see him, you'll basically see him messing around with some floating records. he scratches them, and a strange red gear (or a lot of them) pop into existence and turn and then dave is just Gone. his expression before he disappears is at least entirely startled, even though he's usually pretty good about keeping a poker face.WEDNESDAY MAY 17TH OPTION B
clearly this was an alien abduction. oops. ]
[ the first time, it was an accident. he woke up to a new bullshit item, he fucked around with new bullshit item, and...SATURDAY MAY 20TH
...well, shit happened. the second time it wasn't so much an accident, and the third time it was on purpose, but it's a whole chain of events that leads to idiocy like this: dave strider standing beside himself in intense conversation in apprassage, in one of the many walk-around paths. it's not like he's ever been secretive about having a twin, but that twin is a girl, and shorter than him, and not...you know, dave, duplicated. and also there is only one of her, but there seems to be a third dave jogging down the path in the opposite direction, and
this is so STUPID
what are they saying? well, if you're close enough, you'll notice that one of the daves is significantly more frustrated than the other, who just looks Tired As Hell. ]
- don't understand why you won't.
[ the response is: ] Because you didn't. Anyway, just do what you're gonna do, man.
With what - oh, shit. [ apparently he didn't expect to get caught doing...whatever the hell he is doing. ]
[ there's just one of him right now, but dave looks absolutely fucking exhausted. there are probably dark circles under his eyes, but who can tell with the shades? he approaches you apparently at random and says: ]TUESDAY MAY 23RD
Yo. So, I gotta talk to you, if you got a second?
[ ...it's mostly because of Really Stupid Reasons, and his deadpan tone conveys the idea that he finds this entire thing really. dumb. ]
[ tuesday the 23rd dave doesn't seem to be doing any time travel practice or anything Weird, except he's kind of hanging out in the park at some point kind of idly holding a terrible sword. like. its not even worthy of a "w", this is a sord... of idiotic proportions.FRIDAY MAY 26TH
he can recognize most network people by face, but even if he doesn't know you, there's one relevant question to ask: ]
Yo, do you see what this is doin' to my hands or is it, like, all in my head? [ he has to know. what the hell is this piece of crap and why has he not thrown it out. ...also why is he hanging out in the park alone after school, actually, but whatever. ]
This is a dumbass idea. [ says one dave to another, near the edge of the recollé woods. it's pretty late, so why are you up, and why is he up, but whatever. they both seem to be facing off with a sword in their respective left hands. ]WILDCARD
Yeah, maybe, but am I actually gonna do it or not? [ there's no reply, so: ] Thought so.
You know what they say about countin' chickens? [ the other one says, gesturing behind the first. hey. you've been spotted. ]
[ if none of the above work feel free to throw me a different prompt / pm me or w/e to bang out an idea and i can write you up a specific prompt. i am more than happy to do so, esp if you'd like to work towards some kind of specific regain. ]
17th b!
but is that. a second dave. now she's not smiling.
IS THAT A THIRD?? she doesn't have enough mcds for three daves. ]
I am 90% sure I've seen this twilight zone ep and it wasn't a good fuckin' one. [ she looks between the. daves. ] What the holy shit am I lookin' at here, bro? Bros? Bro in the plural, I think?
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Uh. [ dave on the left looks embarrassed. ] Technically still just me, just a little temporally displaced.
[ dave on the right adds: ] Sup, Rox?
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How did you end up temporarily displaced? [ that is not the right word ] Are you sure it isn't some evil twin... triplet thing?
[ then to dave-right, a hand on one hip and gesturing around with the bag of mcds. ] Gee, what does it look like is sup, Dave? I'm here findin' out my lil bro can split himself like atoms or somethin'. Sup with you?
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[ left dave: ] In the same second.
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[ so whichever one of you is from the past or future you hecked up ]
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[ BECAUSE HIS LIFE IS A LIE ]
Also I can't go back more than like an hour tops, so.
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[ sci fi has taught her that much. ]
Ok, that's lame. So, one of you is from the future? Or is one of you from the past? Who am I sharing my McDs with here.
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[ future dave raises his hand instead after present dave looks at him. ] Yeah, I'll be around longer, so probs me. I'm "future" Dave. For the moment?
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[ but she opens the large sized mcds bag which has like. 20 mcnuggs in two boxes, several cheapo mcdouble burgers, two large fries (they can share one but she won't fuss if they each take one lbr dave(s) needs it more) plus sauces and napkins THEY CAN BOTH TAKE WHATEVER THEY WANT. ]
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[ present dave snags a burger he has exactly five minutes to eat. ]
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What happens if he doesn't do whatever you did in five minutes? Do we get all Back to the Future-y with offshoot timelines and suddenly Biff is married to Marty's mom and made the town into shit Vegas?
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[ DOOMED DAVES COULD OCCUR ]