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ɢᴀʀɴᴇᴛ ᴛɪʟ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅʀᴏs xᴠɪɪ | "ᴅᴀɢɢᴇʀ" ([personal profile] uncagedbird) wrote in [community profile] recolle2017-04-21 06:17 pm

EVENT ❦ Black Tie & Tails

WHO: Everyone's invited!
WHERE: At the nearest convention center.
WHEN: Saturday, April 22nd
WHAT: The Black Ties and Tails charity fundraiser, a.k.a. an excuse to dress like a prince or princess-- and your pets, too.
WARNINGS: None, but please PM me if this needs to change!



❦ Before the Event.
Saturday afternoon rolls around at the Recollé convention center. Some people have been here since the morning, putting up decorations and making sure everything is perfect. Maybe your character is part of the crew putting up last minute chandeliers and decorations, or maybe they've been working furiously to make sure all the food is aligned perfectly on the plates. Perhaps they're from the shelter and frantically setting up crates and walking the animals before the event starts.

There are certainly some things that need to be done before the doors open, after all.

If someone shows up early needing an outfit and some help, they'll be taken to a large side room that's been cordoned off by shades to give privacy. Racks upon racks of formal wear in every shape and size are found here, and the outfitters are happy to help. Need makeup? That's covered too: the beauty school has a few students eager to give partygoers the newest vogue looks-- for free!

No one is getting into the fundraiser proper unless they're a volunteer, though. And volunteers are expected to be working! Those chairs need to be placed at that table, and the streamers over here are falling down-- it seems like there's no end to the things that need doing.

❦ A Fantastic Soiree.
People start to line up an hour before the event begins. The bouncers check to make sure that everyone attending is dressed properly and has a donation (monetary or food) before letting people inside the building. There's some confusion at first over a woman's glamorous Nicki Minaj-tier outfit, but the proprietor herself smooths the misunderstanding and lets her in. Those with volunteer badges have the donation waived, though anyone with outfits falling short of the ideal are told to pick up a spare outfit in the fashion room.

Despite all odds, the double doors open at five o'clock sharp. The sight that greets those waiting is something out of a dream. The room is huge, as big as an airplane hangar but made much warmer by the netting full of twinkling lights above. Dozens of (fake) trees decorated with flowers line the path leading into the venue, and more lights besides. Lastly, there's a scarlet rug leading to the doors so that everyone can have that red carpet experience.


There are tables toward the front-- furnished with plates and silverware, silk flowers, and fake paw prints all over the cloth. More lights are spread throughout to give the room a golden glow. Each table has two menus highlighting what's available: one for people, and one for pets, if they decided to bring a cat or dog along! All the food has cute animal themes like cookies 'n' cream paws, kitty cat cupcakes, puppy love pie, purrfect pizzas, and the like. There are buffet tables nearby with snacks, drinks, and a multitude of punny desserts. There is, of course, one for furry friends as well. It's clearly marked but hey, if you're daring enough to eat gourmet wet dog food... no one's stopping you.

There is a small stage set up for musicians to play, including a fabulous grand piano. Whenever there isn't something live being played, a DJ in back sets up a cheerful classical playlist highlighting modern dance hits and... Dvorak? It's a little eclectic, sure, but it gets the job done. Near the stage is, of course, the dance floor: a careful arrangement of sturdy flooring and soft fairy lights. It would feel more romantic if the lights were down, but the lights are kept at a level that people can keep track of their limbs and their pets.

Clearly-marked cute signs point to a large adjacent room. This is where the shelter animals are kept in large enclosures, and they're all incredibly well-dressed. The sponsored animals are mainly cats and dogs, each with a little biography, a comfy bed, water, and food. The volunteers are instructed to walk the animals every hour or so, and of course the cats have litter boxes hidden in their crates. Volunteers are on standby for those who'd like to meet the faces here, or put in for an adoption! Patrons will be urged to visit the shelter on Sunday to finalize arrangements.

❦ Some Furry Fun.
At some point, the DJ calls for people to share a dance with their friends-- including dogs! To prove a point, he 'dances' with a very confused but eager chocolate Labrador on stage. Nothing quite like "You've Got A Pal In Me" to make people laugh and cry simultaneously. For those who are perhaps not as embarrassing, rumor spreads quickly: there's a pet loose!

Darting under tables, tripping servers, and knocking stuff over: that's what this pitbull pup is doing. He's growing into his paws, too, which doesn't help; he keeps failing at the turns and slamming into tables. There are heavy casualties to the drink station.

And then the pup lunges for the food table.

Will you watch? Will you apprehend the dog before he can run amok any longer? Or will you guard that seven-tiered chocolate cake with your life?

The nametag he's wearing marks him as one of the dogs available for adoption. If someone can get a hold of that leash, they might be able to wrangle him back into the side room.

❦ The End to an Evening.
After a couple hours, a final call for donations is sounded. Those who would like to donate even more to the Recollé Animal Shelter are encouraged to do so. The dance floor is cleared and people are urged to take their seats.

About a half hour later, it's announced that the fundraiser is a success-- they've raised over fifteen thousand dollars! Goodie bags are given to everyone present. While the black bag itself is fashionable for any gender, it's the inside that counts. Every guest gets the following:

- cruelty-free eyeshadow, eyeliner, and lip gloss
- coupons for 15 percent off the boutiques that outfitted people before the party
- a dog or cat beauty mask
- a paw-patterned clip on bow tie that works for pets as well as people
- and lastly, a cat or dog themed necklace in sterling silver.

When the clock chimes eight, it's officially over and everyone is encouraged to leave. Unless, of course, you're a volunteer... Most of the work will be done tomorrow but a few things must be done in the next hour. The animals need to be packed up and taken back to the shelter, and the food needs to be disposed of; the plates must be stacked, and the chairs arranged neatly along the wall.

At nine, regardless of how clean the place is, staff is officially dismissed. Go home! Get out of here! Hug your pets if you have them!

And thanks, of course, for supporting the Recollé Animal Shelter. ❦

[ooc: Go wild! here is the plot info if you need it. Feel free to handwave speaking to Ari for clothes help or volunteering. This is a stress free plot for anyone and everyone to dress up nice and pet the pets-- or bring their own as long as they're leashed. Let me know if there are any last minute questions via PM or [plurk.com profile] fonfabre. Thank you!!!!]
true_noir: (Creeper)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-22 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Someone recognized him from the message a while back and, when she saw him squinting into the cage like that, it turned on the 'imp switch' in her mind. Sneaking up in a black dress wasn't easy, but if he was paying attention to the cats the way he was, then she could probably pull it off.

When she got close enough, she leaned forward to say softly....]
I hear they can read your mind.

[Chloe, no. Bad.]
okitactless: (resting)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-23 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's true that it's pretty hard to sneak up on Yamato. But the room is crowded and there are barking dogs and music in the background, so her plan works and does jump, just a little.

He glances at her in surprise for a second, then looks back at the cats, frowning.]


I'd believe it. [YAMS WHY.] I don't understand why everybody likes them so much.
true_noir: (Cloak20)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-23 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[She pursed her lips and reached out to a black cat in front of him, her fingers scratching at it behind the ear, making it flick and causing its head to rise up into the scritches while she talked, her eyes glittering in amusement.]

Because they're easy companions. They can read your thoughts, and they know if they like you, and if they like you, the two of you simply live together and do your own thing, no?
okitactless: (sakura)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-23 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maybe to some people, that sounds perfect--but Yamato just wrinkles his nose, shaking his head.]

That's so pointless! All they do is follow you around and demand attention, whine for food, make you groom them... and then when you try to hug them they just hiss and scratch you and run away.

[Spoilers: Yamato just described his roommate and he doesn't even realize it. BUT STILL, ONE IS ENOUGH.]

Dogs are so much better.
true_noir: (Peaceful)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-23 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Cats are not exactly the sort that like to be hugged, no... but I wouldn't suggest hugging some dogs either. A poodle might try to bite your face off if you were not careful. They are nasty little creatures, I have found.

[Chloe, not a fan of poodles... well not miniature ones anyway. True poodles were another matter entirely.]

But I do not think I would argue their merits over dogs or vice versa. Both are wonderful in their own way. Perhaps you have thought of a hedgehog, though? [Something prickly, just to torment him.]
okitactless: (...)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-24 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe, but that's only if they aren't treated right. A dog that's been properly loved and cared for won't bite anybody.

[Yes, Yamato is 100% in the camp of "there are no bad dogs, only bad owners". He doesn't even have a pet, but here he is, staunchly defending the honor of puppers everywhere.

He blinks, glancing over in mild confusion.]
Why would I want a hedgehog?
true_noir: (Peaceful)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-24 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that I would not argue, though I still wonder if a poodle really likes being held. [Because those things didn't look happy, ever, in her opinion. Still, she'd never say it was a bad dog. just tiny and ugly little dog.]

And why wouldn't you? They're adorable to look at and fun to pet.

...so long as you pet them the right way.
okitactless: (resting)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-25 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really want any other kind of pet...

[Yamato doesn't hate animals by any means--if he hadn't been busy with kendo, university, and working at the library, he definitely would've volunteered at the animal shelter. But as far as bringing pets home? Dogs are where it's at.

He sighs, looking slightly disappointed as he turns away from the Suspicious Cats.]


Even if I could get a dog like I wanted to, my apartment doesn't allow pets. [Or if they do it's so expensive that it's practically impossible anyway, even with two sources of income to pay the rent.]
true_noir: (Smile2)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-25 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, but in that case, you won't be living there forever. Apartments like that are the sorts of places you get when you are young. [Scritch scritch] Are you in school now? Perhaps you can adopt one when you are done.
okitactless: (soft smile)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I live with a friend. [He sure does hope they won't be living there forever... sure, it's "home", but it's a cramped one in a part of town surrounded by other college students. Not really the ideal.] He wants a cat, though.

[Another glare directed their way!! Luckily they don't seem to notice or care.]
true_noir: (Hmmm)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-26 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm... [She considered that for a moment and then shrugged.] Even if you do not trust them, you do realize that cats and dogs can get along, if you raise them together or the like.
okitactless: (raindrops on yamses)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-27 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I know, I'm not worried about them not getting along with the dog.

[He says, as if it's just inevitable fact that they're going to end up living together and squabbling over pets for the rest of time...]

I still don't like them though. They give me a bad feeling.
true_noir: (I prefer smirking smugly to smiling hone)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-27 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, that will be something to discuss with your roommate then, before you wake up with a feline on top of your head, purring at you contentedly because it knows that it annoys you. [She grinned cheekily.] They like to annoy people after all. It's a gift of theirs.
okitactless: (dafuck)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-04-29 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. [Look at this face. This is the face of a man who has known the terror of the obnoxious feline before.] I really don't get what's "cute" about that.
true_noir: (Creeper)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-05-01 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I have been told that I have somewhat strange tastes in companions. One that is as impish as me, it almost seems fitting. But if we are of a same mind, it is more risky and hazardous to a guest than ourselves, yes?