Ah, I'll definitely pass it on, then. Actually, d'you mind if I advertise it a little around my work, too? I know some people who're seriously tired of trying to come up with excuses for missing shifts and stuff, so they'd probably be super happy to get outta there.

[He's kind of considering switching jobs himself, but he's also started a little defense hide-out in the cafe and would feel remiss to abandon it after putting that work in...]

Hah, monster insurance in the suburbs. We really are out here living life like a video game.